Humor Collection: I heard that when Phelps is an alien.

<P> Keywords: alien Information humorous nickname Phelps - Michael Phelps before the name had been on the crown, "child prodigy" is, then this guy grow up, do not apply, and then, everyone .made no able to "Phelps nicknamed" The consensus of this issue, until a Russian swimmer, puzzled asks: Is he not from another planet it? .Suddenly, people suddenly realized - no wonder this guy is so super, they might also, and that from the helium star of the "underwear Waichuan were" related to him! .</ P> <P> in the "unconfirmed alien" to complete a single Olympic eight gold, two Olympic Games fourth gold "record the history of the terrorist", many celebrities have all walks of life have .They released "Alien" Water Cube done in the view - </ P> <P> Ronaldo: I've joined the "global membership" for many years, who say I was "alien" I told .Who Jia! .(Whispered: body short legs that the guy is an alien it ... ...) </ P> <P> "Tiger" Woods: I occupy the nation's richest sports stars, many years, hateful Seeing Phelps .than I can make money, not to him than swimming, so he and I than the hole, Tiger is still the most money! .</ P> <P> Kitajima: Who told you I do not learn, select the "breaststroke" is a promising swimming in? .! .</ P> <P> Thorpe: I know the Late Early three to five years three to five years and the difference it! .</ P> <P> FINA President Mustapha: Phelps, your kid to participate in eight games has come to head, ah! .Do not make life difficult for me! .If your kid to participate in 16, I also do not schedule this race row ah? .! .</ P> <P> Federer: I want to win a French Open, "Musketeers Cup" to that hard, can last 0.01 seconds Phelps can win the game, alas, grazing cattle and fish do have different swimming .ah ... ... </ P> <P> Nadal: You know, although my English is not good, but ... ... Can I have your autograph, and then, and I co-Zhang Ying it? .</ P> <P> Lewis: Hey Hey! .Experts say, my nine Olympic gold fineness than his 14 more feet! .Do not you think I look like the alien it? .! .</ P> <P> NASA anonymity of a people: our "Phoenix" Mars probe did find a "water" trail, but we can not say whether this and some represent the United States Olympic Games .what is the natural person to contact. .</ P> <P> ET: Ahem, this troubled world, even the aliens look like plastic surgery into the earth, I look out of date yet? .</ P> <P> "Men in Black" Will - Smith: Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ you are not allowed to interfere! .Phelps is an alien! .! .Him into my hands! .! .! .</ P> <P> to God in heaven is the dome of the Leonardo da Vinci painting: What it? .You suspect Pythagorean "Golden Section" of rationality? .Joke! .Phelps guy, God can stop, the old laws that still Guan Dele Bi? .</ P> <P> God: Leonardo da Vinci said, and he was not under my control! .Oh, my God! .Leonardo, you do not have in my dome painted with her long legs and a short guy okay! .</ P> <P> a fish: Phelps to swim all day, ah, Phelps stop to travel; Phelps record all day long, ah, keep a record off ... ... you .heard this song? .This is Aqua KTV-on-demand point standings is now almost burst the song "Michael Phelps swimming all day long," ah! .</ P> <P> a "hyperactive" children's mother: Oh, selling cakes! .My son had the "potential shares"! .</ P> <P> a User: Hush me, I'm writing, "Records of the Historian - Michael Phelps of the Millennium" too! .</ P> </ p>.